Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the electrifying world of fantasy football, where strategy meets sheer adrenaline, and trash talk flows like water at a tailgate party. I’m your host, bringing you the hottest takes and power rankings. Now, before we dive into the epic battles that lie ahead, let’s give a thunderous round of applause to our rookie sensation, Belal! The man not only boldly stepped into the legendary Coliseum league, but he also conquered it in his very first year.
October 23, 2018 | Written By Aryan
Week 7
That feeling when your favorite team and your fantasy team are having basically the same season. Gruden, and all of you, are hoes and I hate you all.
Real life notes:
And on this week’s edition of When the Bells Ring, LeVeon has still not reported back to camp. As of this point, I fully expect him to not report until the deadline for the franchise tag so he can hit FA and go wherever he wants.
October 18, 2018 | Written By Anonymous
The Coliseum has been around for several years now. We’ve had several GMs step down from their positions. However, it might be time to force some GMs and perhaps the commissioner to relinquish their positions. Here are my arguments on why each GM and the current commissioner should be relieved of their role with our great league: The Coliseum.
MOSTAFA You talk almost as much as GM Kayvon and both of you have done nothing.
October 17, 2018 | Written By Aryan
Week 6
Ah, the best time of the year. It’s not 185 degrees and humid anymore. Baseball is almost over (thank God). Football is in full swing. Soccer is going strong. And basketball is back. Oh, speaking of basketball, did you know Lance Stephenson has a little brother? Yea, his name is Lantz.
Real Life Notes:
On this week’s edition of When the Bells Ring, Bell has still not reported to the Steelers.
October 13, 2018 | Written By Anonymous
As we are set for matchups of thy 6th week of the Fantasy pig skin we well analyze thy matchups of the week of October 9th till thy 15th.
YOUNGER YUNUS VS YOUNGIN WAZIRI As Youngin Yunus gathers his sails from the west to the land of Virginia to take battle against Youngin Waziri we shall see if his 2 men of Newer England may step up in this battle. As Youngin Yunus has him troops of Captain Riverman, Thy England brothers, Sir Green, Youngin McCaffrey, and the remaining Californians.
October 12, 2018 | Written By Anonymous
October is National Bullying Prevention Month, so lets discuss this issue.
The fantasy league The Coliseum has seen its fair share of bullying. From threats about individuals waiting outside of a 24 Hour Fitness to tampon jokes [referring to grown men] to individuals being called bald and fat to short and fat to individuals with low IQs to insulting one’s religion to disrespecting a person’s political views. Bullying has made commissioners step down from office, General Managers [GMs] removing themselves from group chats, calling/visiting other GMs for hours venting, year-long grudges, and even as far as one GM being at a brewery in San Clemente for close to 6 weeks [wonder who’s going to pay that tab].
October 11, 2018 | Written By Anonymous
Cambridge English dictionary defines checkmate as “a situation in which someone has been defeated or a plan cannot develop or continue.”
On October 10th, General Manager Akbar and General Manager Haroon made a trade. GM Akbar received rookie Christian Kirk (WR, Arizona Cardinals) for rookie Ronald Jones (RB, Tampa Bay Bucs).
“Being winless is not fun. After reading an article from Adam Schefter mentioning how Jones would be the lead back in Tampa over 3-year vet Peyton Barber, I had to try to make a move.
