Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the electrifying world of fantasy football, where strategy meets sheer adrenaline, and trash talk flows like water at a tailgate party. I’m your host, bringing you the hottest takes and power rankings. Now, before we dive into the epic battles that lie ahead, let’s give a thunderous round of applause to our rookie sensation, Belal! The man not only boldly stepped into the legendary Coliseum league, but he also conquered it in his very first year.
August 17, 2020 | Written By Diz
Well well well, looks like some pesky little pandemic couldn’t stop us from starting our season (well so far, who knows what’s gonna happen with this orange buffon as our leader). Our draft is done and now it is time for the annual preseason shit talking to start! Let’s have a good season filled with as little drama as possible (looking at you Kayv) and good luck fuckers!
Husseini: Let’s start this off with one of the new blood this year.
December 4, 2019 | Written By Aryan
(AA Time)
Shit talking and The Coliseum, name a more iconic duo. Since I’m bored on this long ass flight from LA->NY, I figured I’d spend a little time looking into some historical stats and records for the GMs that have graced The Coliseum. Now we can see who can back up their shit talking and who is a dud.
Please note, all data is from AA time (After-Aryan, since 2015). Anything that’s BA (Before-Aryan, before 2015) is considered null and void and as far as I’m concerned never happened.
September 20, 2019 | Written By Aryan
Week 2
Welcome all to the first edition of the Weekly Recap, apologies for missing week 1 but I figured a vacation to Italy was about 10000x more important than writing out a weekly recap for you suckas. So here we are starting our recap with Week 2.
Real Life Notes:
Last season, we had the recurring segment of “When the Bells Ring” to track when LeVeon was going to report back to the team.
Just a shade past the ides of August this year and the annual draft has come and gone yet again. A new champion was announced – superlatives hurled upon his fantasy prowess – all while Zayd cried in the background about Doug Baldwin and Russell Wilson having come up short when it counted the most. I forgave George Kittle for having single-handedly bounced me from the semifinals, Amin showed up sober and with all of his draft picks, Edgar was actually pleasant to be around for a change, Mike had dreams of finally landing Alvin Kamara (whom he traded up to get) only to have his heart broken, Diz brought good scotch, Kayvon walked in with unrepentant swagger, Jeff was the new wolf in the hunt, and there we all were….
December 24, 2018 | Written By Diz
It’s been one hell of a season, we have a first time winner in The Wizard Kayvon Bakhtiari after one hell of a championship game between him and his greatest foe Zayd Yunus. Somethings remained the same this year though, Sogg finished bottom 3 after talking the most shit he’s ever talked, Akbar and I had a year long battle of wits, Kayvon cried about a few things, and Zayd Yo finished towards the top of the standings.
It really depends on your epistemology, or perhaps more correctly, your primal disposition. That war prowess, that unassailable and seemingly ubiquitous aspect of the soul which drives man towards defending his flock and pillaging would be invaders. Let’s call Week 9 what it is: A war. An outright ugly, barbaric, primal display of macabre with roots from deep within. We’re all entrenched, dialed in, and every waiver move has the potential for fortune or folly, but always studied by 14 sets of eyes.
