Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the electrifying world of fantasy football, where strategy meets sheer adrenaline, and trash talk flows like water at a tailgate party. I’m your host, bringing you the hottest takes and power rankings. Now, before we dive into the epic battles that lie ahead, let’s give a thunderous round of applause to our rookie sensation, Belal! The man not only boldly stepped into the legendary Coliseum league, but he also conquered it in his very first year.
October 20, 2022 | Written By Haroon
We’re close to mid-way through the season, and the new dog is the top dog – Belal. Barring any injuries, your team is deep and damn it’s good! Only hope for people is that your team produces a dud like last week (78.02 pts) and someone actually beats you (unlike our boy Dizz). I don’t think the Coliseum has ever had a season with a clear top dog (Belal) and 4 teams who are all duds (Massoud, Diz, Tameem, and Mostafa).
October 20, 2022 | Written By Haroon
We’re close to mid-way through the season, and the new dog is the top dog – Belal. Barring any injuries, your team is deep and damn it’s good! Only hope for people is that your team produces a dud like last week (78.02 pts) and someone actually beats you (unlike our boy Dizz). I don’t think the Coliseum has ever had a season with a clear top dog (Belal) and 4 teams who are all duds (Massoud, Diz, Tameem, and Mostafa).
The theme for this season’s annual pre-season Power Rankings is food.
Zimmar:
Gas Station Sushi You know when you go to fill up the tank and have to pay inside because the credit card machine isn’t working by the pump, and you wind up taking a look at their fridge which has random food in it? There’s the stale looking Italian hoagies, the hot dogs that look like they’ve survived a nuclear fallout…and then there’s the sushi.
Well well well, if it isn’t another year in The Coliseum! You fucks think one little spat with that bald whore was gonna stop me?!? Well you’re dead wrong! Time for your 83rd annual pre season shit talking session!
Mike: Let’s start with the reigning, defending, undisputed Coliseum heavyweight champion! Listen here Micheal, you will NOT win again this year! You have a better chance at converting Akbar into a vegan than winning again this year!
September 22, 2021 | Written By Aryan
Week 2
Well well well, did y’all miss me? Welcome everyone to the first weekly edition of The Weekly Recap for the 2021 season. For you folks that are new(er), this is where we take the time to go through our games for the past week and let me talk a little shit about each and every one of you. Sorry for missing Week 1, life gets busy yaknow.
Real Life Notes:
Massoud:
The Good: Yes, I understand Pittsburgh’s o-line is awful, but there’s no denying how good Najee Harris is. They moved up to get him and he was incredible for Nick Saban in a brutal SEC. Bottom line: I think he’ll be an every week RB1 who will be relevant for not just big weeks, but also because of his heavy usage. Patrick Mahomes is getting all his toys back and he’s surely salty about how the super bowl went versus Brady, so expect another monster year.
