It’s been one hell of a season, we have a first time winner in The Wizard Kayvon Bakhtiari after one hell of a championship game between him and his greatest foe Zayd Yunus. Somethings remained the same this year though, Sogg finished bottom 3 after talking the most shit he’s ever talked, Akbar and I had a year long battle of wits, Kayvon cried about a few things, and Zayd Yo finished towards the top of the standings. With that being said it’s time for our 1st annual Colosseum Honors award show! And here are your results:

• The “Jenna Jameson Cumback” Award: Zayd Yunus, from going 0-4 to 2nd place.
• The “Rodney Dangerfield Worlds Against Me” Award: Kayvon Bakhtiari for thinking the country of Afghanistan was out to get him.
• The “ISIS Everyone Actually Hates Me” Award: Haroon Ahmad for his shitty attempt of making a shit talking post.
• The “Priceline™ Negotiator” Award for most meaningless trades: Akbar Sharif for his random bullshit trades which 70% of the time was after he and Amin would go walk their dogs and smoke a bowl.
• The “Help Me I’m Drowning” Award: Amin Sharif for having the league veto at least 5 of his trades so he wouldn’t shoot himself in the foot.
• The “Why Am I Playing Again?” Award for most disappointing season: Aryan Aziz for his poor performance.
• The “Monica Lewinsky Scandal of the Year” Award: Akbar for his randomly dropping players only for Edgar to pick them up 5 mins later.
• The “Fuck This Shit I’m Out” Award: Diz, for just randomly leaving and blaming Akbar (he’s still salty about that).
• The “Kareem Hunt Biggest Fall From Grace” Award: The Brothers Azizi for going from 1st to Last year over year.
• The “Hillary Clinton You Almost Made It” Award: Amin Sharif for outscoring both Akbar and Zayd but missing the playoffs.
• The “Depends™ I Shit Myself” Award for worst trade: Akbar Sharif for trading Eckler for an unsigned Dez Bryant.
• The “Tony Romo” Award for best undraftted pickup: Mostafa Rashid for his pick up of James Conner.
• The “Justice League Movie™ ” Award for biggest disappointment: Mike Hunter for drafting LeVeon Bell number 3 overall and not going with Alvin Kamara.
• The “Warriors Lost a 3-1 Lead” Award goes to: Edgar for dominating the regular season only to be silenced by Kayvon in the playoffs.
• The “Jesse ™ ” Award: Belal Yunus and Massoud Waziri were they even in the league?
• The “Derrick Rose” Award: Arya Jafari for losing Kareem Hunt right before the playoffs