
Thy Predictions of Thy Battle of Week 6
As we are set for matchups of thy 6th week of the Fantasy pig skin we well analyze thy matchups of the week of October 9th till thy 15th.
YOUNGER YUNUS VS YOUNGIN WAZIRI
As Youngin Yunus gathers his sails from the west to the land of Virginia to take battle against Youngin Waziri we shall see if his 2 men of Newer England may step up in this battle. As Youngin Yunus has him troops of Captain Riverman, Thy England brothers, Sir Green, Youngin McCaffrey, and the remaining Californians. Two troops of Youngin Waziri have already taken battle as Sir Wents, and Sir Noodle Hair Jr took the field. The Remaining of Sir Waziris troops seem a bit nervous as Sir Ebron has been left black in bloody in his lower extremities and may have to take battle versus the men of California with no feeling in thy legs.
My Prediction: Youngin Yunus will make sir Waziri clean the poop deck, and move to a even record of 3-3. Youngin Waziri must make a move as his ship has sprung a leak as he has lost in battle 4 out of the past 5 and could possibly find himself in a San Clemente Speakeasy with Captain Soggerson.
ELDER WAZIRI VS CAPTAIN HERMOSILLO
This is not the battle Elder Waziri is set for as he takes on the men of Hermosillo. Sir Waziri with Captain Luck take their men including sir miracle catch Diggs, Thy Cowboy Elliott of Texas, and thy man with the red nose Sir Rudolph against the Great men of Spain in the dancing man AB, and the Girly man of the city of Angles. Sir Barkley of the city of York and Jeffery of the city of Pennsylvania have already began their battle and have taken down many men of Elder Waziri. We have received news that the men of Elder Waziri have been nervous for this battle and have been puking as they have set sail to battle the men of Hermasillo. We have word from Elder Waziris kicking man Gano that the troops might not leave the deck of their ship.
My Prediction: Sir Hermosillo will destroy the ship of Elder Waziri. As Elder Waziri takes his ship with his Co-Captain Wes (not of Welker), they will get left in the deeps of the ocean once Sir Hermosillo and The Bergerman is done with him. Elder Waziri will be 2-4, as Sir Hermasillo continues to chase the Man of Trumpistan for first.
THE ALMIGHTY WIZARD OF PIGSKIN VS THE SAINT OF ORLEANS
As the Almighty Wizard casts his spell on the men of Sir Orleans we see half of Sir Orleans team has not taken the ship to battle thy Wizard. Currently Sir Orleans ship lacks two of their receiving men and their one and only bodybuilder, the flexing man. Sir Winston takes his crab legs and sets sail with a half empty ship to the Wizarding World to take battle with Sir Ryan of Boston College and the combination of two Trojan men in Sir Smith-Schuster and the man made of Wood. The Wizard looks to have put a spell on the Men of Orleans as have left players on the loading decks. If the men of Orleans can find men to get on their ship they could have a chance versus the Wizard but it may be too late as Captain Winston of Sir Orleans ship has made a deal with Sir Evans of A&M as he will be sure to throw the long balls to him.
My Prediction: The Wizard has used his spells on The Saints of Orleans as they have set sail with half their crew missing. The Wizard strikes again and will stay as a top 3 crew as the Saints of Orleans become 3-3. The Wizard looks to stay in contention with Sir Hermosillo as they have the same battle record of 5-1. The only man above them is the acquaintance of our beloved Sir Lavar Ball.
THE MEN OF PERSIA VS CAPTAIN YADDA
Even with Captain Yaddas improvements in his crew from the day of drafting, it does not seem as the men the Hills of Laguna take the long journey to battle the Farsi speakers of Persia. Captain Yadda has added yet another Ram to his crew as he sets sail for the long journey to Persia. Sir Youngin Mahommes awaits them with his leader The Hunter and Sir Butterfingers Demariyus Thomas. This battle will leave both crews in ruins as they will have a battle of ages, They shall speak of this battle in the years come as nobody knows what will happen as the The men of Persia have the two Chiefs on their side. Sir Mahommes and The Hunter wills surely be able to take the punishment the Yaddas Rams and be able to take them down with thy bow and arrows. As the man from the small woods ran back home after only scoring 4 points for Captain Yadda, Sir Ertz destroyed the Giant Sir Ogeltree as he had 13 points. We find this battle to be one for the ages.
My Prediction: The Journey from the Hills of Laguna to Persia will take a toll on the men of Captain Yadda. As they reach the land of the Farsi speakers, the Chiefs of Persia will destroy the Callfornians of the Hills of Laguna. The Persians will continue to defeat teams in their journey to stay in contention with Sir Hermosillo, the Wizard, and the acquaintance of Sir Lavar Ball. The men of thy hills of Laguna will come back with a ship torn into pieces and take a defeat as they become 3-3.
THE MEN OF SAND VS THE ARYANS OF AFGHANLAND
The men of Sand take their journey to battle the Aryans led by Sir Scam Newtonson. The Sandmen begin their Journey with the Captain Kirk and their Cheetah Sir Hill, raise the Sails for battle against the Aryan men. Sir Saban told the men of sand they needed a Riddler on their ship and he has changed the attitude of their crew with his miraculous numbers. The Crab man, Sir David Johnson, and the silent Lynch take battle vs the men of Sand and it seems they could make them to dust after the Aryans are done with them.
My Prediction: An upset, the Aryans find a way to defeat the men of sand behind Sir Scam Newton, the Crablover, the silent man, and Sir Johnson. The riddler, cheetah and Sir cousins will not have enough power as sir Keke has went back to Canadia to dance with Sir Aubrey.
THE VIKING BROTHERS OF THE LAND OF MINNESOTA VS ELDER YUNUS AND YOUNGER SHAH
This year the Brothers seem to have been celebrating their previous years victory a bit much at the local speakeasy and indulging in their moonshine. The Banners of Elder Yunus do not strike fear into opposing captains these days. Elder Yunus demands respect due to his previous accomplishments but in the battle of Cleaning Crew it seems that the frigate cold of Minnesota has kept the Vikings brothers with 1 win. Sir Discount double check will attempt to lead his men of Elder Peterson and sir feed me Gronk into the Castle of Banners. We find Elder Yunus and Younger Shah drinking their red wine and staring at their banners, while the Viking Brothers look to invade their castle. Sir Husband of Ciara and their Cook, Dalvin, take the battle versus Sir Discount Double check. This could easily be a early look at our poop deck championship. The previous banner hangers need to update their ships as they have tremendous holes and wounds from previous battles.
My Prediction: The Brothers Vikings will not have a chance as they will conduct a discount double check as the Man of Ciara destroys them with the Cook from Dalvin. We will find the Viking Brothers going back to Minnesota with yet another L handing from their Sails.
LAVARS LOVED ONES VS THE PUBKEEPERS
As the undefeated Lavar acquaintances take their journey to the speakeasy in San Clemente the Pubkeepers will have no chance. In the battle of best and worst in the league of Fantasy Pigskin the running men of Lavar take battle with the Houston men, Sir Watson, and the Hoping man. As long as there is no traffic to San Clemente the men of Lavar will leave the speakeasy in San Clemente in ruins.
My Prediction: The men of Lavar will have no competition against the Pubkeeper as they will be drunk of Moonshine. The Biggest of Ballers will continue to be undefeated as the winless Pubkeepers will drink their moonshine in misery as they continue to be winless.
